xter and Grimwilch Blundernagging are their names. These may sound strange to modern ears, but then again our story takes place sometime during the Not So Dark Ages – and there were a lot of strange things back then. Exter and Grimwilch are JOATS (that's Jack Of All Trades' to you), and it's their mission to collect all of the Perplexicating Quiggle-jibs they managed to set free several years earlier. Quiggle-jibs are super concentrated, mischevious magical plankton, for lack of a better description.

What the critics are saying!

"With one of the most tongue twisting alliterations of any book title and to match it - a whacky and wonderful world of bravado, bare chested, bedraggled barbarian buffoonery and balanced with brilliant bombastic blabbings from Aaron Mas.
"With one of the most tongue twisting alliterations of any book title and to match it - a whacky and wonderful world of bravado, bare chested, bedraggled barbarian buffoonery and balanced with brilliant bombastic blabbings from Aaron Mason and Doug Warr, this book stands to be a kids classic of the most extremely imaginative proportions. Good on Aaron and Doug for pushing the boundaries of the fantastical and the absurd to make a hilarious and tummy tickling romp."
You may know Maurice's dynamic voice from such memorable characters as The Brain from "Pinky and the Brain"; Morbo, Calculon, and Kif from "Futurama"; every celebrity impression on "The Critic"; as well as being "The Voice Of Lexus" for the past two years. Maurice gives The Narrator vocal shadings of Orson Welles with just a dash of Vincent Price, and wants you to know that if you think you notice any similarity in tone to "The Brain", it's all in your imagination.
Originally from London Darren is a Los Angeles based actor who has appeared in numerous stage, radio and TV productions and commercials. TV includes 'Lost' and 'Fastlane' , films include 'Offside' and 'Socccer Dog European Cup'. He has voiced countless books of tape and computer games and is notable for his numerous theatrical radio Productions for the BBC and NPR radio. Most recently he can be heard in La Theatre Works NPR broadcast of Moilere's 'The Bungler' and Ayckbourn's 'Henceforward'.
MATTHEW WOLF has appeared in numerous theatre, television and film productions, including 24, Pirates of the Caribbean, Mars Needs Moms, and the upcoming Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. His voice can be heard in numerous video games, such as Call of Duty, Wanted, Bladestorm. Matthew Wolf's voice work in radio and television is extensive, with numerous commercials and radio plays to his name. They include Ian Fleming's Goldfinger, 35 different characters in the BBC radio sitcom Nebulous and all five Rivetti Brothers in Alan Ayckbourn's A Small Family Business. He is also the voice of Thor in two new Marvel animated features.
Academy Award Winner Special FX Guru from such films as 'The Lord of the Rings' & 'King Kong'
Producer of - Transformers, League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen and more
Voice of The Narrator
Voice of Grimwilch
Voice of Exter
-Richard Taylor
-Don Murphy
-Maurice LaMarche
-Darren Richardson
-Matthew Wolf

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